A man, who confessed to newsmen that he was ‘flying’ from
Benin Airport, Edo State, to attend a meeting in the United Kingdom, before
watching a football match going on simultaneously in the coven, also in the
United Kingdom, was, yesterday, discovered at Ajogodo River, Sapele, Delta
State.
Fuel finished in my ‘private jet.’ Fuel finished in my
‘private jet.’ The self-confessed wizard said: “I was flying in with what is
known in the physical realm as ‘Plantain Leaf,’ but it is actually my expensive
private jet in the coven realm.
“It crashed me into this bridge, when the fuel in it
finished. My members will be here tonight to refuel it for me, so I can
continue my journey to the UK.
“I have to be in the UK to watch football, because there is
economic recession, unemployment and inflation in Nigeria.”
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